Day Eleven

I am so bored I mean excited that I don’t know what to do next. The captain won’t let me walk the plank or water ski behind the ship.

I always thought mermaids were bullshit but I now however think quite differently. This magnificent mermaid got stranded onboard by a wild wave. She is beautiful and I have decided to keep her. I have named her Merm. I put some clothes on her and she looks amazing. See pics

Beate still battles on but the rest of the guests are enthusiastic participants on this ship. When I got up this morning I realized I needed a jog but then it suddenly dawned on me that I couldn’t. Damn.

We are still forging ahead in great winds at speeds in excess of 7.5 knots. There is talk of us arriving early in the Azores. The Captain gave us a thorough sailing course for half an hour which enlightened us no end. I could virtually sail this ship on my own. Virtually I said. Which can mean many things. Many things

My hair continues blowing in the wind. If I stand in front of people they say ” hey you with the long blonde hair please sit down “. I love it.