30th June 2016

Dead Duck

A ducks best form is as a Peking duck on a little pancake. Duck liver pate is also quite spectacular. I killed a duck. The birdie […]
27th June 2016

Aliens amongst us

The quest to find Aliens living amongst us is evolving as more obvious leads come to light. Having met a lot of Chinese people I have […]
20th June 2016

Flying to the moon on my hot air balloon

I have often looked up at the moon and wondered what the best way of getting there would be. What an extraordinary journey it must be. […]
12th June 2016


I love Mondays. What an incredible day. You see it’s the start of another amazing week. We spend our weekends planning for these awe inspiring motivational […]
5th June 2016

Zika vs Malaria

Zika is a miserable specimen of a virus. It is a fail in terms of world killers. Oscar pistorius has killed more people than Zika. Zika […]
2nd June 2016

Mates in New York

I recently travelled to New York and lurked around some interesting bars. I was sipping on a Bud and chilling when I noticed a chap arrive […]
27th May 2016


Fook is everywhere and I mean everywhere in China. Apparently Fook is a very positive word. We know it by another slightly different pronunciation but in […]
25th May 2016


Zombies are real. If you saw my kids you would get it. They are mutant funny looking monsters who choose to be thick without encouragement especially […]
24th May 2016

China Industrial Cities

Before I am rude and try to be funny about other people and cultures I would like to point out the following. My expectations about China […]
23rd May 2016

Tang Court 3 Michelin stars

This immaculate restaurant has recently earned its 3rd Michelin star. The food is Cantonese with some options for us westerners. It is situated in the renowned […]
19th May 2016

Your first Hit

It could be a right of passage for all assassins. Their first hit. Once this is achieved they may call themselves an assassin however the hit […]
17th May 2016


Do you have a soul? That is the question. We would like to think so but I doubt it. If you misspell the word soul you […]
16th May 2016


Virtually every person in the universe detests violence. Youth and violence are synonymous with each other. They feed off each other. It’s the recklessness and belief […]